To write more about England. I'll try to finish it up here. But there's so much to tell and you all are being so patient with me.
So, on to Stratford upon Avon. Which I've told folks is a little like Branson, Missouri. Very touristy. We, however, stayed in a lovely hotel, right off of the main drag and right nextdoor to this canal. Through which these wonderful long boats passed all day. They're like big rig motor homes on water. Only like 5 or 6 feet wide, but beautifully appointed and maybe 30 or 40 feet long. There is a 400 year old canal system all over central and southern England and folks buy or rent these boats and sight-see that way. Stratford had kind of a harbor where lots of them parked to hang
out for an evening or to take in a play. The city also has this system of old, old locks and dams. The kids would help close and open the locks and had such a great time. Here, son is watching this boat enter the lock. Then the lady opened the sluice and the chamber filled up. She opened the gate beind son, and off went the boat, on to the next one about 200 yards up river.
Next came a guy, youngish,
on his first trip in his new boat. He actually let the kids help. See his new boat in the background? So, they open this gate and get the boat in the chamber,
close the gate, let the water out and open the down river gate so the boat can move on. See how low his boat is now? This small picture is actually of them opening the next gate. So cool. There is even another boat waiting it's turn behind them I think. It's a one-way deal, and there is a wider place between each set of locks so boats can pull over and pass eachother. If we went back, this would be the way to see the countryside.
I did actually visit the English teacher Mecca -- old Bill's birthplace. See here's the proof.
But Stratford had something much cooler in store for us: Warwick Castle. This is actually a Mme. Tussaud's property and I was wary, but son gets to pick the itinerary some of the time and he'd found this flyer in the hotel. We figured if it was horrible, we could go into the town and see the sights there. Silly us.
First of all, it dates from the time of Henry V -- Warwick (the Earl of? I don't know) was known as the king maker and this castle held out against many an attack -- begun in the 11th century, bits of it were a thousand years old! So the current Earl couldn't afford it's upkeep and sold it to Mme. T. They turned it into a living history museum where the kids can get tortured on the rack (constructed from an original that had still been in the castle dungeon -- bad, bad
karma in the dungeon we visited -- even had a place they called 'the hole' where you went in and didn't come out. Enemies of the king and all. Yeesh.)
Or you can lock them in the stocks.
They had tableaux of waxen figures enacting the Henry the 5th stuff, as well as a visit from Queen Victoria in the 19th
century so you could see how the castle had been used through history. They had a very scary ghost tower that son and I *paid* to go into and get
the you know what scared out of you.
Then you can watch exhibitions of archery and falconry (like with real birds of prey catching real prey as it scampers away...) You can climb to the tops of the battlements and nearly throw up from the combination of the height and the heat -- oh wait, that's me. You can even see the holes in the floor of the battlements through with soldiers poured boiling oil onto attackers below. Lovely. Also lovely are the passing nods to safety, such as the small bar behind son in this picture. It's the only bit keeping him from pitching over the side and falling, oh, I don't know, a lot of feet. Like hundreds. Really far. He did not inherit my fear of heights.
To cap off the day, you can sit on a hillside, behind the castle, across the river from a trebuchet
(a kind of catapult seige machine) and watch them fire a 100 pound flaming rock 300 yards with it. Then your kiddies can
scamper across the bridge to find where the flaming rock landed.
Such fun. Yeesh I say again. (Make sure you click that picture to make it big so you can see how far they shot that rock!)
Both son and daughter (and hubby and I grudgingly) loved this place. Here are daughter and I next to the trebuchet, behind the castle -- in this picture you can get a sense of it's scale. Huge. And for the price of admission, you could clamber in and about and around the whole thing and really get a feel for castles. Ignore the theme parky flier and go if you get the chance. Really.
Wow. I've still got two cities to go. You're being awfully patient. But wait. The yarn is yet to come.
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