A phrase I lifted wholesale from Bridgett. 'Cause there is. First the pictures. Then the story.


That clump of ice right there in the middle of this picture is my favorite Dogwood tree bent in half and cracked at the base. A total loss. And our Hawthorne will likely have to be removed as well -- she suffered the loss of at least half of her canopy. Sniff. And I had all my trees trimmed and taken care of this fall in the wake of the first Great Storm of 2006.
Which is more than I can say for our esteemed, for-profit electric company. They seem to have learned very little about dealing with wholesale destruction and power outages.
I am about to get very bitter here. You all are here to keep me from spiraling into a murderous rage. You may try to talk me down or join me. I'm fine with either. And...this is in no way an indictment of the electric workers -- the linemen and women -- who came from all over the country AGAIN to help us out of this mess.
Dear Ameren UE Spokespersons and Execs,
Please cease and desist from calling our recent weather the storm of the century. You called the storm we had in July the Storm of the Century. See, a century is 100 years, not 4 1/2 months.
In addition, when you tell the national press that you have 500,000 'customers' without power, they translate that to 'people'. Over and over again. You should say you have 500,000 'meters' without power. Then, the media outlets can go to the census guys and realize that you're talking about nearly a million and a half 'souls' without power. People.
When you give the reason for scaling back your tree trimming efforts in the last 3 years, don't say that it's due primarily to aesthetics and customer dissatisfaction (what you said was that your customers don't like having trees trimmed around power lines -- it looks bad) and only in a small part to budgetary problems. You are the business owner here, the expert as it were. Trim the damn trees if they are going to fall on power lines in a storm! Be the grownup! Ahem.
And, if you are going to send a memo to your tree trimming department expressing a giant "Whew!" -- that the storm in July, while it knocked out power to 500,000 or so accounts, it did take care of many of the tree trimming problems you were going to have to face sooner or later and the good news is that it's the homeowners' and cities' responsibility to clean it all up since it was "an act of God" -- if you are going to send such a memo, make sure it doesn't fall into the hands of any newspaper guys.
Finally, when I log onto your website or call you, I should get some information concerning my status. Really, all I want is a good-faith effort at letting me know what's happening. The 'unknown status' thing really bugs me... 'cause I know the status, let me tell you. Freaking cold is the status. And dark.
Sincerely, Annie
So you've probably figured out that we've been without electricity for the last 5 1/2 days. And I have to say, after being without electricity for nearly that this summer, in near 100 degree temps, that I prefer to have my power outages in the summer, thankyouverymuch.
See, in the summer, you can take a cold shower. You can go to the pool. Your kids can play in the sprinkler. Hot can be deadly, I know, but at least it's light until nearly 9 p.m. And there are no school or practices to deal with. And you don't fall down on the ice.
Modern homes can deal with hot. Modern homes cannot deal with cold. I had no way to heat our bedrooms, which were down to 40 degrees the third day -- very cold to sleep in, I have to say. And the bursting pipe worry really got to me. A fireplace in the living room, while picturesque, did very little to heat the rest of the house. We were quite close to draining all of the pipes.
The food situation was my fault. See, I really got schnockered. I couldn't believe that Ameren would leave us without power when it was reaching down to 12 degrees at night. No way. So I left the fridge alone -- feeling sure that this would not be a repeat of the summer. So, by the time I opened the fridge (on day 5) it was warmer in there by far than it was in the rest of the kitchen. Lots of folks put stuff on their porches, but I didn't want the rats, raccoons, and possums any more interested in my house than they already are. So. Another refrigerator full of food into the dumpster.
We stayed in hotels the last two nights. Better than candle light for homework. The first night, son exhibited his propensity for sleepwalking -- got all the way to the elevator before I caught up with him. Yikes. And, I got them to school on time both hotel mornings. A feather in my cap.
Knitting? I did some. Here is the Winter Storm of 2006 Hat:

Ann Budd's pattern, but (you're right Ruth) the decreases called for by the pattern are wonky and crinkly and way too late. I did a spiral decrease to match the mittens. It's essentially flat on the head. And, get this... I did those decreases by candle light the second night of the blackout. Oh yeah! Pioneer women, hear me roar. The hat came off the needles and I tried it on -- fits me ok, but I really don't like hats. My hair keeps me plenty warm. Dear husband, though, asked to see it... put it on and didn't take it off until he went to work two days later. Slept in it and all. So I had to make him one -- this one matches MY mittens after all.

Reynolds Odyssey, Browns colorway. But it turns out we went to the hotel that night, so he didn't need it. Yet. More storms and cold weather are on the way, though. Of that I'm sure. So I'll finish it today.
Oh, and you know the saying,"Fool me once, shame on you... Fool me twice, shame on me." Well, shame on me... I'm getting a generator installed in the next two weeks. A lovely Christmas present. Really.
(sorry, no links... dear son is up and he's computer time deficient. I'll link this up later.)
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